Gulf Of Mexico Social Club T-shirt

Gulf of Mexico Social Club – Vintage Coastal Tee

Description:
Dive into the depths of satire and salty style with the Gulf of Mexico Social Club tee — part tropical getaway, part cryptic in-joke, and all-around conversation starter. Whether you’re sipping drinks dockside or scrolling headlines about oil spills and lobbyists, this shirt says: “We meet where the water’s murky and the motives are murkier.”

🎨 Design Ideas:

Front Design:

• Retro beach club logo with:

  • A heron or seagull

  • Palm trees and oil rigs side by side

  • A martini glass floating on waves

• Text:

  • “Gulf of Mexico Social Club – Est. ????”

  • Optional tagline: “Where Sunshine Meets Shenanigans” or “Offshore & Off the Record”

Back (Optional):

• A membership-style badge or cruise pass stamp

• Slogan: “Closed-Door Meetings. Open Water Vibes.”

🧵 Product Specs:

• Style: Unisex classic fit tee or Comfort Colors® relaxed style

• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton or eco-blend

• Fit: Pre-shrunk, true to size

• Sizes: XS–4XL

• Colors: Washed Navy, Sand, Ivory, Bay, Heather Gray

• Print Method: DTG or vintage screen print for faded coastal feel

🔥 Perfect For:

• Fans of cryptic coastal satire

• Environmentalists with a dark sense of humor

• Political meme lovers and policy wonks

• People who vacation hard… or lobby harder