Funny Snarling Possum T-shirt

Unhinged but Thriving” – Snarling Possum T-Shirt

Description:
Who needs peace when you have teeth? This Funny Snarling Possum Tee captures the true spirit of late-stage capitalism: anxious, defensive, and ready to bite. Whether you’re battling burnout, dodging responsibilities, or just vibing in the dumpster of life — this possum’s got your back (and your mood).

Ideal for animal lovers, meme fiends, and anyone who self-identifies as “emotionally feral.”

🎨 Design Ideas:

🦷 Center Graphic:

• A wide-eyed, snarling possum baring its teeth

• Surrounded by cartoon trash, soda cans, or stars of rage

• Optional accessories: tiny party hat, cigarette, sparkles, or a knife in hand/paw

💬 Captions (choose one or make it toggleable in your shop):

• “Unhinged but Thriving”

• “Not Today, Satan (or Anyone Else)”

• “I Will Hiss and Then I Will Cry”

• “Feral Is a Lifestyle”

• “Just a Little Guy… with Rage”

🌀 Style Options:

• Grungy/distressed line art

• Bright pastel kawaii/alt vibes

• Bold vintage ringer tee look

• Glow-in-the-dark ink for late-night trash raids

🧵 Product Specs:

• Shirt Style: Classic unisex tee, women’s relaxed fit, or crop top

• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton or cotton/poly blend – soft & durable

• Fit: Pre-shrunk, true to size

• Sizes: XS–4XL

• Colors:

  • Charcoal

  • Vintage Black

  • Bone/Ivory

  • Faded Pink

  • Heather Gray

  • Olive

• Print Method: DTG or screen print for lasting color and chaos

🔥 Perfect For:

• Possum stans & chaotic neutral folks

• Internet gremlins, goblins, and emotionally exhausted millennials

• Late-night snackers & mental health memers

• Streetwear with teeth