Comfort Colors Eat the Rich Unisex T-Shirt

Comfort Colors Eat the Rich Unisex T-Shirt
Soft Fabric. Sharp Message. Vintage Vibes.

Bold, unapologetic, and outrageously comfortable — this “Eat the Rich” tee brings together old-school softness and new-era class consciousness. Printed on premium Comfort Colors garment-dyed cotton, it delivers that lived-in, vintage feel with a message that still bites.

For the Workers, the Dreamers, and the Anti-Billionaire Brigade:
Whether you’re organizing mutual aid, reading Marx at the coffee shop, or just vibing at brunch with strong opinions, this tee reminds the world: wealth hoarding isn’t a vibe — redistribution is.

Shirt Features:

• Front print: “Eat the Rich” in bold, gothic, or distressed serif font

• Optional graphic: guillotine, fork & knife, dripping gold, or antique frame design

• Fabric: heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton (Comfort Colors garment-dyed)

• Unisex relaxed fit — ultra-soft, pre-shrunk, pigment-washed for a vintage look

• Sizes: S–3XL

• Color options: Pepper, Bay, Ivory, Moss, Brick, or Denim

• Made for: street protests, casual class war, or just looking great while being anti-capitalist

Why You’ll Love It:
Because you want a shirt that feels as good on your skin as it does standing up for what you believe. Cozy, cool, and critical — this tee is your go-to uniform for late-stage capitalism.

Comfy. Communist-adjacent. Completely unbothered.